Animal Narrative Lovers Pillows

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Cat with Crown.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"I came as soon as I heard."

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'Sheep love tales very much.'

The First Day of Christmas

Owl and the Pussycat.

Noahs Ark

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'