Animal Narrative Lover Mugs

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Billy. The Kid.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Fly Football

Faster, Georges, faster!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders