Animal Narrative Lover Mugs

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Fly Football

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'