Animal Lover In Denial Pillows

'OK, OK! I'll shoot your husband! But I won't do it purely for sport or to stock my freezer! I'll do it because I want to be with you!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Rattache

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Animal rescue center

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.