Animal Kingdom Ponderer Prints

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

"Wait, THEY think WE'RE gross?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'White meat or dark?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Human meat.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Walking on Water