Animal Kingdom Humor Mugs

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Snowmobull

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Thug life on safari.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"You're famous, Angus."

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'