Animal Interaction Observer Mugs

"Great news! She's giving me the stink eye!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I love this time of day."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"He's so full of shit."