Animal Humor Fanatic Prints

'A nice fur rug, an open fire... This is so romantic...' (colour)

"*&%$# flying squirrels."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Author does not do tricks."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'