Animal-human Bond Admirer Mugs

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Too much concealer?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

"I hate it when we fight."

Family with pets.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'