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"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Bears catching fish

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"The boss can see you now."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

You are here.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'You show me how to pass that ridiculous company loyalty test, and I'll show you how to always land on your feet!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'Okay, you're the executive and I'm not. I got it. I got it!!'

Who is that little one down there?

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

'Please Miss, I know why birds fly south in the winter. It's because it's too far to walk!'

"Why would I demean myself to be Master's best friend when I can be Master's master?"

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."