Animal Healthcare Humor Mugs

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Honk if you love me!"

'Time for your pills.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I hate it..."

"You're famous, Angus."