Animal Health Educator Prints

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'What's founder?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

A cow gynaecologist.

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

Discipline at Doggy School

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

God's Miracles.

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'