Animal Confusion Enthusiast Mugs

"Bad dog."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Nutty Assistants

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Balding dog

'The cat did it.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

How Platypuses Are Born

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

No parking here. You will be toad.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"The Dalai Llama."

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

Exit next left. No, my left.

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

Seal/Yak Disease

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

"That's why I don't drink coffee!"

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."