Animal Aristocrat Prints

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

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Duchess

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Downtrodden Abbey

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

Queen

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

The Nobility Scooter

So Sympathetic