Animal Aristocrat Prints

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Duchess

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

cayetana de alba

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"So what are you the earl of?"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Downtrodden Abbey

Queen

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

The Nobility Scooter

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

So Sympathetic

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'