Animal Anatomy Buff Mugs

"This snake measures 24 inches."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

Our body parts