Animal Allegory Fan Pillows

'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."