Animal Allegory Fan Pillows

'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Overkill, dude."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'We should talk more.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."