Animal Advocate Friend Mugs

"Quick Lassie,-- start a puppy mill!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."