Animal Adopters Prints

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cling-On Dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Love a Mutt