Angry Angels Club Prints

'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."