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"Hmmm....hand on, I get the feeling...I should be very careful....um....can't remember..."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Salmon Fisherman

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

A Salmon Lie

Statue fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fly fishing.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Fishing without a license.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Making Things Pleasant.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Worm eats the fish.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'