Anger Maestro Mugs

"Sure, I can help you channel your anger into a rage display..."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Violin Practise

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Charles Addams.

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Edgar Allan Poe

The TROU of the Baroque

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Happy Halloween!

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Musical Prodigy

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

The Violin Artist

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Post-modern Café

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Tarot Lying