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'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Life on cloud 8

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

The Troubadour

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spring Break!

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"Great, just my luck."

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

The Bourne Eternity

Cherub playing the cello.

'Smoking or non?'

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"You're going to love her, Harry! She's heavenly."

"Curiosity?"

'He's never satisfied - Now he says that walking around on soggy clouds gives him arthritis.'