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'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Guitars in Heaven

Life on cloud 8

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

The Troubadour

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

The Day The Music Died

Spring Break!

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"Great, just my luck."

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

'You're not dead! Get back down there and keep living until we tell you it's time to come up here!'

The Bourne Eternity

Cherub playing the cello.

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

"You need a vacation? To where?"

'Smoking or non?'

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"You're going to love her, Harry! She's heavenly."

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

"Curiosity?"