Angelic Imaginator Prints

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Supply was out of harps.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Eye of Newt Helper

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Angel Romance

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Social Networking in Heaven.

Angel versus kite...

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Buried Treasure.

"Roof, please."

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Angels See Noah's Ark.

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

Storm cloud

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

Heavenly Suggestion Box

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Heavenly Reward For Women Whose Husbands Didn't Listen...

'Smoking or non?'