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'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

A season for Santas

'What's the pass-word?'

Football

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Rowan Williams

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"They hold up my halo!"

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"