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'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

I have some really bad news for you.

Football

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

A season for Santas

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'What's the pass-word?'

Rowan Williams

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Most folks just go with the white.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

"They hold up my halo!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."