Angelic Archivist Mugs

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Catalogue of little books.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

The Assumption of Mary

Heaven

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Dive in Archive.

Jewish Hall of Nachas

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"I'm still looking, sir?"