Angel Investor Admirer Mugs

'I used to provide capital for business startups. Here's my card. I'm an angel investor.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'