Anesthesiology Prints

Ether Bunny (Easter bunny sleeping)

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

Anesthesiology class, day one: 'OK, count backward from 100...'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

The Map of the human brain

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Haute Suture

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."