Anecdote Lover Prints

"It's true that prescribing medication is not an exact science, but..."

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Caesar salad?'

Hot cross buns

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Newton discovers surrealism

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

Paddlithic Period

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Anecdote Magazine

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Napkin Writer

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Ramblers Association

'No, I don't think Dr. Williams will be mad because you came to me for a second opinion, but I'm mad because you didn't come to me first.'

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'I gave Brian his marching orders last night and he goose-stepped round the bedroom!'

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."