Ancient Wonders Explorer Prints

Spudhenge

'Are they called 'pyramids' because the Pharaoh used a pyramid scheme to finance them?'

The Greatest Show Unearthed.

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Souvenirs.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Mummy Beggar

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

"I get it!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mummy Tourists

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Stonehens

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."