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Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

The practical psychopath

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Fossil hunting

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

King completes rubik's cube.

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"It's a puzzle to me"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

Brains

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"We Tell No One"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Game Addiction

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Boffins.

Wheel of Theoretical Mathematics.

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.