Ancient Music Enthusiast Gifts

A guide to ancient instruments.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Hildegard von Bingen

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Serenading

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."