Ancient Meme Lover Mugs

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Internet Magazine.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I think this one's more recent."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

#FAIL

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"