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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trojan Hurdler.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Myths and legends...

Snowyphus

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Centaur Forward

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Scotsman in the bath...