Ancient Greece Admirer Prints

Troys'R'Us.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'The first version of the Trojan horse was a complete disaster.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

The Zeusettes

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Delta Variant

I'm trying to get rid of my philosopher's tan.

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Classic Hybrid

Axios The Goat

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Aesop

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

Diogenes and tourists

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

In udder de Nile

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Pompeii restoration project.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Frieze!"