Ancient Egypt Mugs

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

2584 BC: The Pharaoh gives his people valuable work experience as unpaid interns.

'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'

Upside down pyramid.

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

'Definitely fake.'

Pharaoh's room.

Egyptian pharaoh Hatshepsut's fake beard slips as a confused labourer looks on.

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"Achmed! 279 down is 'Camel'!"

"Ever notice how after awhile, all the deities start to sound alike?"

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

Mummy Musician

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

Cat scratch fever

Egyptian washing line...

IMHOtep

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

Akhnaten believe it's your birthday!

"That one's for his cat."

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

"Do you have anything for flaky skin. . . ?"

"Of course I like it. It's just that Cleopatra got a Sphinx with hers."

"Mummy's Boy!"

Pyramids

Pictures with friends

Flock of Mummies

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

The Great Larrynx