Ancient Artist Prints

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What've I told you about drawing on those walls?!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Kid doing cave paintings

This side is the gag reel.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Goddess

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'What's on the other side?...'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Pompeii restoration project.

Mammoth Posing

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

"Frieze!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'