Ancient Artist Prints

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What've I told you about drawing on those walls?!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Goddess

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'What's on the other side?...'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Pompeii restoration project.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Art Critics.

"Frieze!"

Musical Vases

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I love it!"