Anchorman Mugs

"Meaningless statistics were up one-point-five per cent this month over last month."

'...And, finally, we have a bit of 'good news'....'I'm sorry, we've lost that portion of our program.'

"And, closer to home, your wife is doing shots with some Dutch sailors on the Bowery."

'This is Harold Finnegan substituting for Steve Bernstein, who has been totally grossed out by events in Washington....'

'This is Fred Lattimore, substituting for Larry Cunningham, who was totally grossed out by tonight's lead story.'

'This is Harold Finnegan substituting for Steve Bernstein, who has been totally grossed out by events in Washington....'

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

Anchorman Ron Peterson always brought his cue card holder with him for all his eye exams.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Fishing for complements

Fish talking about fisherman

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Reverse psychology

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'