Anarchy Humorist Prints

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"The Eggsorcist"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

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Tim Burton

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Death coach..."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Gustav Holst

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."