Analytic Enthusiast Mugs

Bertrand Russell

Reading my Critics

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Scarcity

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Max Weber

The Real Russian history

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

X-RAY

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Jacques Lacan

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"I totally meant to do that."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But is it..?"

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Bartender, there's a human finger in my beer. Today's comics readers are pretty jaded, sir. They're no longer shocked by a fly in a bowl of soup.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.