Analogy Appreciators Mugs

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Final words on gravestones.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Drunk Vampire

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

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