Analog Lover Mugs

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Do you have any cell phones just for talking?'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Sundial Watch

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)