Amusing Accidents Prints

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Fine. And you?'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Clown Airbags.

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

Mobile library.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Blowing your nose musically.

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Bollard Crash

"Now it's broken."

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

"Gues who I ran into today?"