Amphibian Humor Appreciator Mugs

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Sign my yearbook?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cat Tie

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."