Amnesia Enthusiast Prints

Goldfish four-second reunion

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Check zombies.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Freedom of the press

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Censorship.

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'