Amnesia Enthusiast Prints

Goldfish four-second reunion

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Freedom of the press

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Zombie Problems

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...