
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
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'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
"It's Amish."
Birthday anticlimax.
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
"Happy St Patrick’s Day"
"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'
At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
I.O.U. one pot of gold.
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
'Can we move over there?'
"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"
Louis Armstrong.
Christmas sweater alternatives
Elvis Presley
Plymouth Rock
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
Did you find our menorah?
Cybergoth.
"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."
"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"
"I just explained 'kugel' to him."
'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'
Saint Patrick
Get Your Shot
O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
Lady Liberty's Self-Care
"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."
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