Amicable Parting Supporter Prints

Toot toot, toosie, Goodbye!

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Handle With Care

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"I noticed a few browns."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Please Give

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

World Cup Fan.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Football addict

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Four Stages of Christmas.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

A tortoise

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'