American West Admirer Prints

'We shall call this new territory, 'Oming.''

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

High Riders of the Old West

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'