American Pride Booster T-Shirts

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Bring flag factories back to America.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"But first, our national anthem."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

Minnesota Weather.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

The Happy Couple

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Greece

Fall in Canada

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"Football world cup? Bah! I don't care about football."

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

'Of course I'm proud that you've been selected to represent your country on Saturday, but it's only Tuesday.'

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Happy Birthday

Alabama, The Lizard State

You're right, sir, it's not a badge. I just felt like showing off my granddaughters.