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If Georgia O'Keeffe Had A Kid

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Well....I could've done this!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Jackson Pollock Studio

Art Gallery.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Elvis Presley

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Mark Twain

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Mid-century Father

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

The Screeeen!

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Artist in formaldehyde

Anton Chekhov

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

Virginia Woolf

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."