America Mugs

Signing the declaration of independence.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

John F. Kennedy

"Beware of Don"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Can we move over there?'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Elvis Presley

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Louis Armstrong.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Plymouth Rock

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Midterm election s results

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Donald Glover

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.