Ambush Artist Mugs

'I'll take it. How soon can you deliver?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

If cartoonists fought wars.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Deforestation in Romania

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

Casting for Heroes series II.

Boy uses a mask in detention so he can read a comic.

Multi skilling costs jobs.

Extreme camouflage

'Can you ask him to behave please? Last time I babysat, he basically disappeared when it was bedtime...'

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.